A lesson for pupils

Here's a tip for you. If you go to the eye Dr. and they dilate your eyes...get someone else to drive! I know that's a well known fact, but I usually don't get them dilated. Last time they did it I was fine to drive. However, today the earth apparently has been moved from 3rd planet from the sun to the first planet. The sun was so bright, yet somehow we've still not hit 60 degrees. I felt like a gremlin. Bright light! Bright light! Now my future is so bright that I have to wear...never mind. Only one 80's reference per post.