We all think things that we likely would never say in person... at least I hope not.Stop smelling my food. You're robbing me of the taste molecules (half the taste is in the smell!).
Get off the phone and finish your... "business". So gross.
I like talking to you. I'd like you more if you were not a foot from my face.
I really don't mind eating at McDonald's.
I really don't mind eating at McDonald's.
Do you really want to know how I am doing? Or just making conversation?
Could you throw the rest of the chip bag away now that you've had your dirty hands in it?
Cannot wait for the Golden Girls marathon tonight!
I am going to pretend like I know what you said because I don't want you to have to repeat yourself... for my sake.
Wow. That was a long story. What did I do to you?
Does the food taste better when you chew with your mouth open?
That was a terrific belch (or fart). Think of how good yours are when they aren't rudely done in public!
I am only helping you today because I will need help moving in a month.
I hope you feel better.... so you don't give that to me.
These are all in fun! :) Any that you thought of that I didn't put on here? Add it to the comments!
Could you throw the rest of the chip bag away now that you've had your dirty hands in it?
Cannot wait for the Golden Girls marathon tonight!
I am going to pretend like I know what you said because I don't want you to have to repeat yourself... for my sake.
Wow. That was a long story. What did I do to you?
Does the food taste better when you chew with your mouth open?
That was a terrific belch (or fart). Think of how good yours are when they aren't rudely done in public!
I am only helping you today because I will need help moving in a month.
I hope you feel better.... so you don't give that to me.
These are all in fun! :) Any that you thought of that I didn't put on here? Add it to the comments!
I loved this!
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