A friend from work was talking about getting the new Taylor Hicks CD. I thought I'd explain to her (and you) why she shouldn't:
Top 10 Reasons Not to Buy Taylor Hicks' New CD
10. Regular coasters are cheaper than buying his CD.
9. So are Frisbees.
8. William Hung's CD is cheaper and you get the same basic quality.
7. If you can't watch him go flailing around while singing, what's the point?
6. You can't play it out loud for fear of public beatings.
5. You could use that money for something better... Make a paper airplane out of it, use it as a napkin, etc.
4. Why buy his CD when you can hear him sing at a Rib Fest or a county fair?
3. Have you heard him sing? Seriously?
2. Because admitting stupidity is the first step in the road to rational thinking.
1. You might encourage him to make more.
