3BT for 5/18/07
1. I finally made it. My blog link is on the honor roll of 3BT sites on the original Three Beautiful Things blog.
2. Maleah turns 4 months tomorrow! I cannot believe it has already been 4 months. I love her so much.
3. Dumb instructions on products. Baby stuff is the best for that. One seat that we got for her had the instruction: "Do not use near open flame". That ruined my weekend! I planned on letting her sleep next to a fireplace! Geesh!
The sad thing about those stupid instructions: someone had to do it for the instruction to be needed.
ReplyDeleteHere are some of my favorites:
On Sears hair dryer: "Do not use while sleeping."
On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost."
On the bottom of the box of Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: "Do not turn upside down."
On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: open packet, eat nuts."
On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
On a container of salt: "WARNING! High in Sodium"
On a blanket from Taiwan: "Not to be used as protection from a Tornado"
On a pushchair: "Remove child before folding".
On a packet of condoms: "Do not drive whilst using this product"
On a bottle of bathroom cleaner: "For best results start with a clean bathtub before use"
On a Korean kitchen knife: "Please keep out of children"
On a curling iron: "Do not curl eye lashes, may cause serious eye injury"
I've read those before. Those are hilarious!
ReplyDeleteOne I ran across from DishTV troubleshooting:
ReplyDelete"What is happening: You cannot find the remote control"
"Possible Reason: You have misplaced the remote control or someone else has it."
Not Shit!